Kristen Stewart and Katy O'Brian Speed Date Each Other

I've never speed dated before,

and after this, 10 out of 10 would do again.

Cara mia, let's [bleep].

[upbeat music]

[Interviewer] Kristen Stewart and Katy O'Brian,

you are about to speed date each other.

You will ask each other first date questions

until you're asked to stop.

You'll be given 90 seconds each round to do so.

You must be completely honest.

Good luck.

What astrological sign are you and what sign do you avoid?

I'm an Aries. Okay.

I'm a little bit of a bulldozer for, like, Cancers,

but then at the same time, I need to better myself

and be, you know, nice and emotional.

My brother's a Cancer.

I've tended to sort of be like, Whoa.

It's an overwhelming sign to be.

Sometimes I'm a little too impatient, you know,

that ram comes through and it's just like [imitates crash].

Oh my God.

Are you staying for eggs in the morning?

Yeah, yeah, I like to be fed.

Yeah, we've learned that.

All right, what's something that you don't think

the world knows about Kristen Stewart slash Katie O'Brien?

I think you are going to, like,

fix this for yourself pretty soon,

because it's, like, the first story

out of your mouth usually when prompted,

but lots of poop stories for you.

Oh yeah, 100%, I have so many.

Not everyone knows that necessarily, but now.

Yeah, and I'm very giving.

Kids or cats?

Kids are cats.

Cats are kids.

Why not both?

I think both at some point,

but cats are aliens and I think that kids

also come from a world that we forgot.

You know, they can teach you some shit.

[Interviewer] What are your cat's personalities?

One of them is, like, a real cock of the walk,

like somebody that you'd wanna date.

And then the other one is named Snack

because she probably thinks of herself as a snack.

Oh, nice.

And so she's just scared of everything.

I thought she thought of herself

as a snack like, Mmm, I'm a snack,

but no, she's like a scared. Prey animal.

Got it, got it, got it.

Okay, cool.

I love my cat, she's disgusting.

Why?

She's old, and I adopted her old,

and she has like a dental disease and it just, like-

Bad breath?

Oh my God.

At least you don't have to [bleep] your cat.

Picking people up at the gym, yes or no?

I have never picked anyone up at the gym.

I'm trying to get my workout done.

Picking up people at the bar.

Picking up people. Yeah.

Like throwing them over your shoulder?

Arm wrestling?

Like a true lesbian? I will pick people up,

like lift them at the gym,

but I will pick them up,

like take them home from the bar.

Geez, I don't know if I've ever done that.

You've never picked someone up at a bar?

I mean, I've lifted people with my arms.

Yes, but you've never picked someone up?

You've never gone, like you've never made the first move?

I'm trying to be coy.

I'm, like, not the first kiss guy.

I'm like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,

I guess we're together now forever.

Yeah, there you go.

What's your love language?

I like them all.

Yeah, I know, right? That's the problem.

Like, Oh, there's five, no, I need them all.

I like words of affirmation.

After scenes I'm like, Man, that was so cool,

could you believe that one moment?

And, What do you think about that?

Did you like it? Did you love it?

Do you love me? Do you like me?

I'll tell you, I'm the worst at words of affirmation.

It's something that I'm definitely trying to improve upon

because in my mind I'm like, This is amazing.

And I'm like, It's cool.

We could feel it though.

Yeah, good, yeah.

I'm best at physical touch, I love physical touch.

I love giving physical touch,

but I feel like also, like, coming from the Midwest,

Scare bear.

Yeah, I just like, I'm worried I'm going to

offend people by touching them, for sure,

so I just am like, but I want to.

What is Jackie slash Lou's hottest trait?

Hottest trait? Yeah.

It was really hot when we did

all of our sex scenes, I will say.

Literally, though. Dripping.

Yeah. Yeah.

Like 112 degrees. Yeah.

I like how Jackie just,

and I don't mean this in a literal sense,

I do mean figuratively takes up so much space,

and it's just like. Thanks.

And maybe there's a hot thing about Lou

trying to be kind of the smallest she can be.

Mmm, I like that Lou cleans up the messes.

Acts of service is her love language.

Yes, yeah, there's nothing better than knowing

that you're gonna be taken care of.

First queer crush?

Probably like Christina Ricci in Now and Then.

Okay.

When Christina Ricci, like, wraps her tits

before going outside to, like, play with the boys.

Just text me these suggestions

and I'll go watch them tonight.

Or Chloe Sevigny in If These Walls Could Talk 2,

which I saw way too young.

I just remember, like, cuffed Levis

and, like, a comb through her hair.

I was like, What's going on?

I was scandalized and I loved it.

Nice.

I was obsessed with Pink.

I just, like, as a kid, I was like,

everything Pink, gimme all of it.

The hair, body, I was, yeah, it was love.

Gwen Stefani too, for sure. Yeah.

I watched a lot of Xena back in the day.

Oh my God.

Lucy Lawless my, like-

The perfect answer.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, man.

And I actually got to meet her recently,

so that's even gonna be more fun.

But I'm sure she already knew. Right.

She's like, Yeah, she loves me.

I was on a plane recently with Sporty Spice.

Oh shit, yes, Spice Girls.

Yeah. Yeah, oh my God.

Were you Sporty?

Yeah, but, like, I could also be Posh Spice, okay?

And everyone was like, No.

But I could, someday.

What's your guilty pleasure TV show?

Oh, yeah, Traitors lately,

and kind of like attached to that is Below Deck.

It's reality, yeah, yeah.

I've never seen 'em.

I need to do the Below Deck one

'cause everyone's on that.

[Interviewer] Who's your favorite

on Traitors this season?

Well, I mean, look, because Below Deck,

we got Kate and I love her.

I think Kate is just, like, a personality.

I think she's incredible.

But it was Phaedra and, like, spoilers, you know?

And now that makes me wanna watch Real Housewives,

so they know what they're doing.

They know what they're doing.

Oh, they know, oh. Yeah.

They know what they're doing, they all know.

Do you have time to watch TV?

Yeah, I watch some TV.

I watched the Gilmore Girls.

Oh, nice, still?

It's the best television.

Well, I just started it.

Oh yeah, yeah.

And I'm, like, on the fifth season

and the long game that that show plays

and how realistic all her,

Rory is just making so many mistakes that I made,

and I'm like, Wait, this is stupid,

I don't wanna see her do this.

I'm like, Well, you had to do it, didn't you?

I don't feel guilty about that.

I feel really proud of that

First date, do you do small talk or hard truths?

I'm really not good at small talk,

but I'm also not, I can't, like,

you know, you can't forge some deep real connection quickly.

I've never really had to, like, do dating.

Thank God for the world of human beings.

I never had to do that.

In Indiana, I had Tinder when it first came out.

I was like, What's this, cool.

And I swiped out of options in like a minute.

They were like, There's no one else in 50 miles for you.

Geez. And I was like, Damn.

And it wasn't like, I was like, Nope, nope, nope, nope.

It was just like, there were two or three

and then they're like, All done.

Insane. Yep, all the gays.

This is actually something I've been wanting

to ask you for a really long time,

so I'm glad this has been prompted

and that people are filming it.

Uh-oh.

What kind of milk do you drink?

Ugh, oh, sorry.

You come home and have a nice big, tall glass of milk.

No. What type would it be?

I have to do Lactaid, I can't even do milk.

Because of poop?

[both laughing]

If I have to put something in my cereal,

it's not water, I'll put Lactaid in.

Do you put it in your coffee?

I'll do, like, oat milk.

Oat milk. Yeah.

That's what you've been meaning to ask me this whole time.

Yeah.

But you were too afraid?

I couldn't do it, I couldn't do it.

I get it.

And then we found ourselves here

and I saw it on the paper and I said, Do it, do it.

It's a hard question.

It's like really, it's intense.

Yeah.

I like oat milk too, so maybe we IRL could date.

Oh my God.

Well we'll have to call our SOs

What does that mean, SOs?

Significant other.

Oh, E-S?

No, just SOs.

Oh, SOs. S-O.

Yeah, SO, significant other. Esso is a gas station.

E-S-S-O. Gotcha.

I think they'd wanna kick it too.