"We're Here" Cast Speed Date Each Other

This date is over as far as I'm concerned.

[group shrieking]

Wait a minute!

I have never met a more aggressive bottom in my life.

[upbeat music]

[Producer] This is the cast of We're Here.

You're about to speed date each other.

You will all take turns asking each other

first date questions.

At the end, you will choose who you'd most like

to go on a second date with.

Ooh.

[group chats excitedly]

Okay.

A competition.

Astrological sign you wouldn't date?

I don't wanna be this person.

[clock ticking]

And I can't believe I'm saying this out loud,

but it's a Capricorn.

You can't do a Capricorn?

No.

I can't do Geminis.

Really?

Are you a gemini?

I'm a sag.

Oh, okay!

What sign are you? - Aquarius.

Oh, I thought you gonna say Capricorn.

Oh my god, that was close.

Most iconic Drag Race one liner.

Ooh. Get those nuts away from our face.

[group laughs]

[group claps]

I mean.

How about we do one more?

Yeah, let's go again.

This is a fun date.

How soon is too soon to go on a vacation?

I don't say that there is a point that's too soon,

as long as everybody's paying for

they mother fucking selves.

Oh. - Oh.

We can go and have a great vacation.

If you piss me off, you can go get your own room

or figure it out, but we're spending our own money.

I am not worried. Yeah.

What about you?

That's an interesting concept.

I didn't think of that that way.

Two soon would be like two weeks. [laughs]

If I came over for dinner, what would you cook for me?

Can you cook first of all?

[Jaida laughs]

I could cook.

I don't really like to cook, but I can cook.

I feel like if you came over though,

I would make you something like a lasagna.

Something that's layered, as layered as you are.

Something beautiful

and I would probably like put a little garnish on the side.

And I think what the meal is is not important

as much as like how I make you feel.

Wait, they're in love.

The right date.

But it's gonna need to taste good too.

I'm definitely judging you.

It's a Lean Cuisine lasagna. [laughs]

Wow. I'm definitely judging you.

So someone whose food tastes bad.

Okay. So that's off the table.

No food if I can't cook.

No, if you can't cook, you better order something

and then take credit for it.

Okay.

I don't want to like walk out the first date

and hurt your feelings.

I mean, I like to eat. What would I cook for you?

I could do a surf and turf.

I mean, if you are into steak and lobster.

Mhmm. [laughs]

Yeah, am I talking your love language?

Oh yeah, yeah. I got you.

[Priyanka] Jaida's blushing!

[group laughing]

My lace popped!

[group continues laughing]

Oh my God. Yes. For real.

I got you. And I can cook.

Most surprising thing that turned you on.

Oh my God. I don't want to say it out loud.

We have to know!

Say it. Say it. Say it.

You know what I find really hot?

Like muscular men...

[Sasha] Yes.

in like thigh high boots.

Yes.

And a harness.

Okay. That is funny.

With like a chunky heel?

No, like a spiked thigh high boot. Sexy.

With like a leather harness.

Thong or jock?

It needs to be like kind of a thong-ish kind of.

I want to see ass out.

That's funny. I own a thong.

I also have boots and a harness, but no muscles.

You know what? Three.

Look, look, look. You're more than qualified.

I got a drag king muscle top I can give you.

There you go.

What is the quickest way to get a second date with me?

Put out on the first?

[clock ticking]

Yes!

[group laughs]

The quickest way to get a second date with me is

just by the way you look at me, baby.

Because when you look at me, it's like you picture me.

Looks away.

I've never been more uncomfortable in my life.

Get a piece of this Canadian bacon,

and you looking at me ooh.

Now, I do like Canadian bacon.

You're looking at me like, Ooh, I love Priyanka

because she got a little bit of that tikka masala on her,

Honey. I love her. You like Indian food, baby?

Yeah 'cause you eat it with your hands, right?

Yeah.

Ooh.

Okay.

FMK brands.

Mugler, Maschino, or what is it, Margiela?

Do the fuck, marry, kill.

I would fuck Mugler 'cause it's giving like sex,

swings, like blindfold me

and throw me down a flight of stairs and spit on me.

You know?

And you know it could never be faithful.

Exactly.

Because everyone's got one.

[group laughs]

I would marry Maschino

because it's like fun, fluffy, like relatable,

yet camp, yet wouldn't cheat on you.

It's giving like Desperate Housewives energy.

Okay. I love that show.

And I would kill Margiela because I have to.

I had no choice. How about you?

I am going to fuck Mugler.

Mm. Just as I thought.

See now, I'm tossed up.

[record scratch]

You better toss out salad, baby.

[Priyanka laughs]

This date is over as far as I'm concerned.

[group screams]

Wait a minute!

I've never met a more aggressive bottom in my life.

No. I'm like, just like do whatever you want.

I'll have some fun.

Yeah? You're easygoing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you limber?

I'm specific in my art, but in bed...

Are you limber?

Yes.

Yeah. Well this is turning around. Okay.

I'm back in now.

Not even a second date.

Okay, next question.

Dating in drag, yes or no?

Would I date in drag?

[Priyanka] Yes.

No, but I would date you in drag.

What about out of drag?

Well in drag or out of of drag.

Because you're pretty either which way.

I would take you in public for sure.

[giggles] Yes.

That's nice.

Wasn't that sweet?

That's nice. - That's so sweet.

Are you gonna date?

Yeah. I would date you in or out of drag.

Either which way?

Last question for me. Okay.

Over packer, just enough, or under packer?

Over packer.

For sure.

Right, you gotta be prepared for everything.

You need options.

Very much so.

And I want you to not just like feel too like,

Oh, we got it, we're fine.

'cause you know, we're gonna show up to the hotel together

and then we're gonna empty the suitcases

and then you're gonna forget something.

Then we're gonna fight.

And you know, I don't like when I fight with my baby.

Wow. It's giving red flag.

Bonjour.

[upbeat music continues]

[Latrice] See, they match each other's energy right away.

[Jaida] What a date.

Okay, then question.

Top bunk, bottom bunk? Wink. Wink.

I like the bottom bunk

because I like the idea of the thrill of what if the top bed

just falls on top of me and I get crushed.

[Sasha laughs]

What will happen? Will I die? [giggles]

How about you?

In my younger days, I was all about scaling the heights

and being on that top bunk, but discovered a coziness

and a warmth to the bottom bunk.

[Priyanka] Yes!

In my recent years that I just like,

that's my preference now.

Sometimes the bottom bunk is a tighter fit to sleep in.

Oh yes.

I didn't know that.

You know, I could sleep on either bunk to be honest.

I don't really care.

But I do like being on the top bunk too.

I'm gagged.

Oh, for sure. Yeah, I'm the top bunk.

But you know what though? I am trying to learn.

To see what all the hypes about.

Your booty hole?

We're talking about bunks.

Oh, sorry. Bunk beds. Sorry.

Oh my god, Priyanka. This is why...

This is about butt stuff? [screams]

[group laughs]

Would you or have you joined the Mile High Club?

I have not, but I gladly would.

Although I just don't really see

how two people can fit into a bathroom in an airplane.

I've never. It seems like a straight people thing.

Ooh. Maybe with a pilot in the cockpit.

In the cock!

That's the place to do it.

I feel like, you know, they have autopilot.

I feel like the world is still at a very weird place

that if two men went into the bathroom

as opposed to a man and a woman,

people would definitely be questioning and making a rile.

But I wanna be in the Mile High Club.

Good thing when I travel, I'm just fully covered.

So no one can tell what the hell I am.

Yeah, fair. It's giving turbulence.

They're like,

I think a goblin and a man just went into the bathroom.

[group laughs]

What's my red flag?

People who are not compassionate.

Yes, that's true.

You always have a good way of like seeing all sides,

even though you might not agree with it.

You do try to see 360.

Even when I'm like, you know, calling you

to talk shit about somebody, you're always like,

Well now, wait a minute, bitch.

And then we like, we go through the 360 loop

and then all of a sudden I'm wrong and I'm the bitch, so.

No, that's never the case.

But if you can't see someone else's perspective,

you're not gonna be able to solve any problem.

Okay, what's my red flag?

[group laughs]

You're like a super fake person.

Yeah. Like I love a spectacle. I love a show.

But like, when it's like all the time, it gets confusing.

'cause I'm like, who are you actually?

But I do find that like since starting drag,

it's been easier to be like the bigger version.

Like the more obnoxious, fun version of yourself.

And then you have like a layer under you

when you're like out of drag,

and it's easy to like touch base with yourself.

But for people that don't have drag, I feel for you.

Start drag, your life will be saved.

You'll stop annoying your friends.

Yes, exactly. This was a lovely date.

This was lovely. Thank you.

I hope you take me home, baby.

Every now and then on the trouble areas. Okay.

Would you trust me to take the aux while on the road?

Absolutely. Literally.

When y'all see the show, like you help me out

with figuring out music for Malika

and it was an absolutely amazing song choice.

I feel like your music choice is wide.

There's a lot of different like variety in there.

But then also when we sit, we've wrote in the car before

and I'm like, Oh.

We all have taken turns like DJ-ing and you're a fierce DJ.

Thank you.

So yes, of course.

Yes. I would definitely trust you.

I'm like still listening

to the Jessie Ware song you recommended over the summer.

Yes! Yes!

[both laugh]

You know it, yeah.

We need some dance music.

Dance music, one emotional moment

where we can just ride in the car

and not really look at each other.

Maybe just reach over and hold each other's hands.

I love that. Maybe like a nineties like slow song.

The Boy is Mine.

Yes.

So we can sing together in the car and do a duet.

Yes, and Priyanka's new song.

Stream it. What is it?

It is No New Friends.

Okay. Where would you whisk me to on a weekend away?

Are you a nature person? Do you like the outdoors?

I would like to go in the outdoors. I have not been.

We're not going camping. We're staying in a nice hotel.

Okay, thank you.

But then we're gonna go hiking

and like see some trees and like get some daylight. Exactly.

I would say I would call my sugar daddy

because I really want you to feel great

and we're going to Taipei.

Yes! Oh my God. Wow. I think you won.

[Priyanka] I want a sugar daddy!

I wanna go to Taipei with somebody I care about.

I love that. Let's go right now.

Let's go now.

That's true love.

We're doing it.

Love is love, everybody.

Imagine.

This is hard for me because...

Well, we didn't go on a date, so I'm pissed too.

There were two really great daters.

We relate over a lot of different things.

Sasha, I'm feeling like we would have a more romantic time,

but at this place in my life right now,

I like laughing really hard. So I would say Latrice.

[group laughs]

Because I can picture me cutting the fuck up, honey.

Wait a minute. That was like a Bachelor speech.

I was like, who's gonna get the rose?

Okay, well I would kind of like to go on my date

with Latrice Royale as well

'cause I do feel like we would have a good time.

But I'm going on a second date with my girl, Priyanka.

We are distressingly compatible.

A red flag for myself honestly,

but I think we would have a good time.

We've eaten many meals in Tennessee together.

[group laughs]

My second date at this time would have to be with

Sasha Valor because you don't love me.

And the way that you've treated me in the past.

No, I love you.

I just don't love you the way you need to be loved.

You know, I didn't really get a chance to date you, Sasha.

I do know that we would have an amazing time together,

but because I want to give this person a chance

to actually make a meal for me, I'm going with Jaida

because I feel like the chemistry was there.

I felt like that we would actually make some

magical moments together.

I think you would too. - Absolutely.

And I could probably make you Bertoli's.

It's like in a plastic bag.

You put it in a pot and just warm it up.

We love that, little tahin.

Beautiful.

Do some tahin shots.

I love tahin!

[Latrice laughs]

This was so fun. Now we're all in love.

Love wins!

Let's strike a match.

[group laughs]

[upbeat music fades out]