Symone and Gigi Goode Speed Date Each Other

Sending nudes? Yes or no?

Oh, yes.

I mean, who buys a bag before...

Before seeing it?

That's true. Not me.

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[Narrator] Simone and Gigi Goode,

you are about to speed date each other.

You'll ask each other first date questions.

You'll be given 90 seconds each round to do so.

You may reward a point to your date

for every good answer by ringing your bell.

Good luck. Thank you.

Can't wait.

Oh my God. Delish.

A filet mignon, thank you.

Don't mind if I do.

Thank you for coming on this date.

Oh my God, any time.

[Gigi] It's been a long time coming.

We'll see how it works out.

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Now, do you have a preference of

the top bunk or the bottom bunk?

Or do you like to switch it up every now and again?

Sleep in the middle?

I'm gonna have to say top bunk.

[Symone] Top bunk! Yeah.

Controversial one.

Okay. Oh wait, are we supposed to be ringing this bell?

[Producer] If you like the answer, yes.

Oh, we like the answer.

[bell ringing]

What is a dating red, green, and beige flag?

What is beige?

Beige is like meh.

Okay, so if I'm talking to you and I'm getting to know you

'cause you know I'm interested and then you lie,

and I catch you in that lie

and I keep going and you still keep them lie.

Like about what?

Like what do you do for a living?

And then you say something like, I'm an entertainer.

What the, what does that mean?

What the fuck does that mean? What kind of entertainer?

I'm an entertainer. What is that? What does that mean?

A green flag is...

Oh, if I come in, you're seated.

And then you stand and you take my seat out. I love that.

[Symone] Chivalry. Chivalry.

I love chivalry.

It is not not dead, ladies and gentlemen.

I do too. I like that.

And beige, fluorescent beige.

I mean, if you ain't got no sauce on you,

then I guess, sauce on you, personality.

I can get through anything, but my God.

Have something for me to look at, darling.

It's true. Or entertain.

Can't just be carrying the whole conversation.

No. What would you do to let me know you want to hook up?

[laughing]

Honestly, I'm very straightforward when it comes to that.

I'd probably be like, You wanna fuck or no?

I love that. I love that.

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Ooh, this is fun. Dream threesome?

Like everybody on planet Earth?

Huh? Yes. No, three people, sis.

I was confused.

All the lovers.

Everyone on planet Earth.

Oh my god.

Well you already have one.

Do I? Yes.

My boyfriend? Yes!

Okay. My boyfriend is one of them, I guess.

Yeah, sure. Yes, of course.

Oh my god. Lenny Kravitz.

Oh, that's great. Yes.

Sending nudes, yes or no?

Oh yes. Oh yes.

Lemme tell you something.

I don't wanna, I don't wanna fall for you.

And then catch feelings or whatever they call it these days.

And then we get into the bedroom

and then I see something I don't like.

[Symone] It's true. You know,

because then I can't, we can't go further.

You need to be able to view the merch.

It's online shopping. I have to see it.

You're viewing the merchandise before you do it.

I love that. Absolutely.

Couldn't agree more, honestly.

I mean, who buys a bag before...

Before seeing it?

That's true. Not me.

What's your go-to breakup method?

[laughs] I'm a girl who panics so sometimes-

What does that mean?

Sometimes I have resulted to text and it's terrible.

[Symone] It really is. That's cheap.

It's bad. That is bad.

I know, but it's like,

I don't wanna see the look in their...

The disappointment in their eyes.

The world flashes in front of them.

That's my most used method, but not my favorite.

I would say my favorite would probably be a nice phone call

when I'm in a different city or country.

Great. Yes.

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What performance on Drag Race made you fall in love

with me?

Fall in love with you?

Yes.

Because I didn't know you before.

You hated me before.

Oh, I guess I fucking hated you before.

I think you really,

like the Madonna Rusical was really fucking stunning.

[Gigi] Thank you.

That was from head, like, you looked great.

You did great.

The hair, the makeup, like,

to me that sticks out in my mind.

Thank you.

That was the one that I was like Can't wait to come home

and tell all these bitches.

Oh, and you won so there you go.

Well, speaking of,

most iconic Drag Race one liner of all time.

I understand your concern,

but I do not have the same concern.

I will have to say that was good.

We were gagged when you said that. That was good.

Good, I'm glad. That was good.

This is an easy one. Okay.

When I say mother, who do you think of?

Oh, for me, my mother, other than Regina Prize,

my mother is Rupaul.

That's my mom. [bell ringing]

That's mother to me

when someone says it. Absolutely.

What cartoon character is queer in your mind?

I think Daphne Blake from Scooby-Doo.

Oh.

Because they always think it's Velma.

Which I mean, clearly yes.

Clearly Velma is of the community.

But I would have to say Daphne.

[Symone] Daphne!

That bitch is a lipstick lesbian.

I've never thought-

No, actually I take that back.

That bitch is a tranny.

Oh. [laughs]

I can say that. Y'all can't.

The doll of it all. The doll of it all.

I'll take it.

Top three pop divas of all time.

This will let you know exactly who Symone is.

Okay, top three.

Rihanna, Miss Fenty. Uh-huh, yeah.

Ooh, Tina Turner. Duh.

I love. And Whitney Houston.

Of course. Those are my top three.

Of course. Easy peasy.

10,000.

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What makes you feel most confident?

Honestly, the girls.

Nice. The girls.

New additions.

The new additions, they're coming in nicely.

They're settling wonderfully.

They do look great.

I can't, I just can't cover up ever again.

No, you should as you should not.

You're young and beautiful.

What's your most irrational fear?

[laughing]

There's so many.

Probably sauce. Sauce.

[Symone] I don't like. I don't like sauce.

That is so irrational.

It is, and I battle with it every day.

But I don't want that.

I don't want a hot sauce.

I don't want, I don't, what else, other sauce.

A cream sauce.

Listen, you chucked your whole Taco Bell order last night.

I did. They had sour cream on it.

I didn't ask for that.

I wanted nacho cheese only.

[Gigi] It was rude.

And they put sour cream on it and I literally said,

Do you want this?

I am so good.

[bell ringing]

Couldn't agree more.

What is your toxic trait?

I think my toxic trait is,

I've been working on this a lot

in my relationship and my friendships,

is my lack of communication.

I'm really bad at communicating.

[Symone] Same.

I'll think a lot of things

and I'll just assume that everybody can read my mind.

Yes.

Or like read your face and be like,

obviously like obviously I said that.

Yeah.

[laughing]

I agree. I agree with you.

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Oh, I'm gonna have to get theoretical.

It is between two- [buzzer buzzing]

You'll never know.

[laughing]

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Okay, this one's for the girls at home.

Okay.

Which Scream queen are you?

Jamie Lee Curtis, Christina Ricci,

Neve Campbell, Jenna Ortega, or Anna Ferris?

Ooh. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I think I'm gonna have to go with Christina Ricci.

I feel like I'm her.

That's what I was gonna say for you.

I think I'm her.

That's absolutely what I was gonna say for you.

How would you talk your way out of being killed?

Oh yeah, please.

Oh my God. I'm ready.

This is, I mean, this is one of those like easy que-

If someone was trying to kill me,

you just irritate the fuck out of them.

Won't stop talking? Won't stop talking.

Have to pee all the time?

Always have to pee. Yes, always have to pee.

You shit on yourself?

Well... [laughing]

Actually that might be a great way.

And listen.

And if you let me live,

I'll cut you a little slice in whatever way you take that.

That sounds like a business deal, mama.

She get business savvy on him.

Yeah. I like that.

Stunning. What is your weapon of choice in the apocalypse?

My weapon of choice?

[Gigi] It's right around the corner.

That's not like a mythical creature.

Oh, you could, whatever you want.

Can have a mythical creature?

If the apocalypse is here,

there's probably mythical creatures.

Okay, if I could have one weapon, it would be a dragon.

A dragon.

I'm a Targaryen. She's a Targaryen.

[laughing]

She is. Obviously.

Through and through.

Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes. You do?

Yeah, I do too.

You do. I knew do. I mean like-

I believe in the afterlife, the myth, the, yeah

Absolutely, it'd be like saying

you don't believe in aliens.

Now that...

I'm just kidding. Shut up.

[bell ringing]

[drum roll]

I did it. I won.

Girls, the moment has finally arrived.

It's been a long time coming.

I'd like to thank my wonderful date, Symone.

You're welcome.

And my mother, my family, my chosen family,

the Academy, and Christina Ricci.

Woo! Thank you.

[clapping]

I would do a second date. I would do a second date.

[Symone] Yes. Where are we going?

So this, we're at the Waffle House right now.

Okay.

So we're going to Olive Garden next.

I love! Like a traditional Italian meal.

Yes. Yes.

That's what I'm looking for.

Thank you, I'm looking for a chicken alfredo.

Thumbs up for that chicken alfredo. Thank you.

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